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Having a little funny with urban dictionary, 3 grade English writing practices and words that have to do with "toe" read this paragraph and check out the funny definitions from Urbandictionary.com!

 

Using my tonar I ask this chick where she got her nails done.  She said @ MPC on Pier Ave.  OMG!  I went on Saturday and they made suggestions for my polish color based on my toetoo…they even removed all my toe-jam!  Their pedicures make my toenails so supple; they even waxed my toehair!  These little piggies can't wait to go back to MPC!

 

Little Piggys/Toes -

Ugly things attached to your feet that you always end up stubbing forcing you to swear like a drunken sailor.

Example: OMG!  I #2@23@%^#^# my *^%*&** toe!

Toenails-

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors. Toe-covers

Example:20Samantha painted her toenails with OPI's "Not really a waitress."

 

Toe-jam –

Toe-cheese

Example: Tiffany: "What is that cottage cheese like substance between your toes?"

Samantha: "Oh, that's my toe-jam! Want some?"

 

Toe-hair-

Long luscious hair protruding from the big toe of=2 0one's foot.

Example: Kara your toe hair is so soft and luscious like a Donald Trump hair piece.

 

Toetoo
noun: a tattoo on your toe. Therefore, a toe too.

Example: ehmagawd! Look at her radical toetoo!

 

Toenar-

The ability to scout malls for females wearing open toed shoes with pretty feet

Example: Dude, did you see her feet? Beautiful! Thank god the toenar is working

 

 ---Ashley Saari

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